"I would create a bit and call it, like, Bad Guy"
Introducing Ashton Kutcher, James says he is "ready to go to the top of chat mountain [and] ride the chat choo-choo train" with him.
While on the show, James recalls that Ashton said he'd never come back to the show since he had beat him in Drop The Mic.
When confronted, Ashton defends his rap skills saying the show is "rigged"
James points out that he and Ashton have known each other for a while and he just now found out he's a brown belt in Jujitsu. Ashton goes on to explain that he doesn't "like talking about this because he doesn't want people fighting him." claiming he is the "worst brown belt in the world." Ashton says he has a "decent looking face and he doesn't want to mess that up"
Very Michael Kelso of him to say!
James jokes that is the reason he beat him in Drop the Mic because Ashton isn't a competitive person.
James then gives the audience a heart attack by telling Ashton that Punk'd is coming back only for Ashton to immediately say he has nothing to do with it. He goes on to explain, however, that if he were involved in any way on the show he'd get BILLIE EILISH but this time he would make the pranks bigger than last.
Ashton says that he'd get an FBI agent to visit Elish's home and ask her to cooperate with them by wearing a wire to meet someone on their radar's daughter. In order to convince her, they'd tell her his daughter is a huge fan. The agents would then bring her to a hotel where the prank goes down.
I can already see this being played out and honestly, I'd be here for Ashton as producer and James would agree.
The show ends with a game of hide-and-seek involving the other guests, BTS. James splits them into 2 groups of 4 with James being one seeker and Ashton the other. Aston ends up winning finally beating James at something.
